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Tonteria London Club.

Tonteria Club is a Mexican tapas bar and also nightspot in Sloane Square. The venue locates just outside the tube station. It is really easy to find it. Upon entering, you will feel like you are into a hacienda in the heart of Jalisco, Mexico. Tonteria London has also a train on the ceiling that delivers tequila shots to your table. The club has an incredibly creative sharing cocktails. In addition, the bar menu has one of the best tequila selections in the World. Furthermore, from 9pm to 10:30pm, clients can enjoy tapas dishes and delicious tequila cocktails in relaxing booths. From 10pm, the ambience builds up as the resident DJ turns up the music and Tonteria guestlist turns into a club. At Tonteria always take place performances and shows. Hence, masked wrestlers fight inside and outside the club to entertain guests.

Tonteria guestlist is the latest offering by Guy Pelly and Marc Burton of Mahiki and Whisky Mist. Expect a wide range of tapas dishes and an extensive cocktail selection. All is served within chic surroundings.

The dress code at Tonteria Club is taken very seriously. The directors allow ony elegant and smart outfit for gents (no trainers) and sexy and chic for ladies (heels are a must).
Likewise the dress code rules, the general nightclub entry policy guidelines have to be followed.

Hosting days.

Being a super-exclusive club in Sloane Square, Tonteria Club allows guestlist only two days a week. Therefore, we can assist our guests with entry only on Monday and Thursday. We provide guestlist and tables booking service. Before the party, our guests can join the venue for an amazing tapas-style dinner. We also serve tequila-based cocktails. The dinner is free for ladies if on our guestlist. When the dinner is over, our guests always have an hosting table. In addition, we offer some vodka-drinks. Due to the size of the place, there are limited amount of tables. The minimum spending for a private VIP table is in general 1K. It is better to book your table a day in advance to avoid sold out. To receive a quote please contact us using the generic Table Booking Page. You can also fill the “Table Booking” form on this page.

What we think about Tonteria.

Among all clubs and bars in London, we consider Tonteria London one the most unique one. The club has been designed to provide a really different concept of entertainment. Consequently, we advice this club if you wish to enjoy a crazy night. Wrestlers fight around you. Amazing masked figures dance among you. It is crazy. The drinks selection is very particular as entirely based on tequila, a paradise for tequila lovers. In addition, a good score goes to the table and waitressing service. Not only because it is fast and pleasant but because it accounts amazing masked ladies and muscled boys. Another restaurant and party option in Sloane Square remains the famous Sumosan Twiga.